Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Photo editing using a mobile phone can be quite fun..FUN day today !
normal lessons then stayed back for maths and night study.
the gang that stayed back were really fun ! haha thank god my ever dearest manpin told me to go study with her and i found my fellow Eh Aunties, haha!
did maths then gave up and slogged on with chinese.
gahhhh
i am finally feeling what it is like to be sec four. i realise i have been sleeping with my eyes opened since the start of this year. either that or i have translucent eyelids. jeeze
gotta fucking catch up with everything man. gosh
i feel the urgency ! HAHA
i feel so goh-fied now. i actually wrote down my goal for the MT paper on moday and stuck it on my door for all humanity to see.
ha. ha. ha.
i just hope my rents don't think i've completely lost it or just wanna put that up so i can get stuff from them. HAHAHA
okay, i shant start rambling nonsense, still got TONNES of znm's work to do!
oh yes ! she's treating us to tea eggs and bah zhangs tmr ! (eh ! i was the one who demanded the tea eggs, so you guys better thank me ! )
i have also realised that i am very much fond of
Hsu Manpin for the following reasons :
- She tried to cut my queue during recess today (fried food day) and proclaimed to the whole world that she was doing something really innovative instead of properly queuing up. ''This is called innovative man..." she said, "No, this is called i'll kick your ass if you cut my queue..." i replied (at this point in time) -amanda kow ying li erupts in laughter
- She is the most lovable CHEE KUAY any CHAI POH can ask for ; she helps you with chinese by torturing the hell outta you, giving the gist of the answer and leaving you to fend for yourself. but i must thank her for doing this otherwise i'd just be some fat ass lazy shit and would be just copying answer which is the exact same thing as not doing at all. so, THANK YOU
- She reads the entire chinese passage in her really really nice chinese reading voice if you don't understand the passage, especially when you're feeling so freaking tired after doing so much reading already. (really, it can get rather melodious and you really feel like she should go read the chinese headlines from now on)
- She eats 4 slices of pizza and tells you she's still hungry (and is not ashamed of it)
- She makes a very good entertainer with her HCL 'O' levels oral experiences
hiya, i'm really tired but i think you get it huh. i can't think of my life without Hsu Manpin. She provides so much joy and laughter.
World without Hsu Manpin would be really boring.
hmmm, come to think of it. life is gonna be very boring from now on. its gonna be sleep,work,eat,work,sleep.
school,home,school,home.
goodbye life, hello work !
strawberrify me ; 7:57 AM
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Wednesday, May 17, 2006
freakishly coincidental day..was really disturbed wby shan's calls at around 1am today.. this guy called up to tell shan that his bro died in a drink driving accident. then this girl from philipines(?) called and told him how she was after her misfortune with a drink driving accident.
freaky stuff.
tell me about it
Blogging was mentioned today. hmm, i wonder who's been here ! :D it'd be their honour la ! i come up with the funniest entries. or at least i think so
Trials during training today. awww man, i did so bad. hurr ! i lack training la ! and theres like no more power and agression in me anymore ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!
darn, gotta hit the gym more then the canteen la. sickening. all my muscles disappear already ):
okay, somehow im really tired right now. most probably from the lovely chat i had with my dear lo yi min. haha shes so nice ! she came all the way down to tell me something and i made her stay all the way till training ended ! haha
i am so mean. i am a senior, I CAN DO SO. hahaha
strawberrify me ; 5:00 AM
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Thursday, May 11, 2006
- The liquid inside sui can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
- When provoked, sui will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
- The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Sui Head!
- Until the 1960s, sui was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
- The risk of being struck by sui is one occurence every 9,300 years.
- In Japan, sui can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
- The fingerprints of sui are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
- A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as sui!
- If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets sui.
- Pacman was originally called suiman.
strawberrify me ; 9:07 AM
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- Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Sui Ying in a day.
- A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Sui Ying.
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Sui Ying.
- Sui Ying has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
- A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Sui Ying, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
- Sui Ying can sleep with one eye open!
- People used to believe that dressing their male children as Sui Ying would protect them from evil spirits!
- Sui Ying can sleep for three and a half years.
- Sui Ying can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
- Lightning strikes Sui Ying over seven times every hour!
strawberrify me ; 9:00 AM
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- The international dialling code for Foo Sui Ying is 672.
- Foo Sui Ying can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on Foo Sui Ying!
- Foo Sui Ying can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
- To check whether Foo Sui Ying is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Foo Sui Ying will sink, and fresh Foo Sui Ying will float.
- By tradition, a girl standing under Foo Sui Ying cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
- Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Foo Sui Ying in your ear 700 times.
- Foo Sui Ying can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak!
- Foo Sui Yingolatry is the mindless worship of Foo Sui Ying!
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of Foo Sui Ying.
strawberrify me ; 8:49 AM
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BEER ! anyone? ..HAHAHAHHA such an amusing day today !
welcome back melody lee ah xian ! :D
hahaha she looked as corny as ever. oh wells
i shall cut to the chase and tell you about our fantastic game of BEER ! haha
our dear gills (while playing a catagory card) happily catagorised SNOOPY as a "cartoon cat". how wonderful
and her Partner In Crime,Lee Ah Xian, abit not call SPONGEBOB a "famous animal". it is no wonder they are such compatible PICs.
/:
okay, now on to my acadamic performance. i am so gonna get like ZERO for my AM test today. i was sick and not even thinking. i dint even know what was i looking at la ):
die
okay, now i shall attempt to reiterate what xinyu told me that happened on her lovely bus ride home.
apparently yici and bf were on the bus, so she told me. then shortly after they left the bus, her attention was directed to a bunch of ah bengs. (3 guys) she noticed that one had 2 piercings on his lips and told me is the long long kind of stud. which explains why i concluded them to be ah bengs.
they started waving at her and smiling. they then proceeded to go closer to her on the upper deck of a 76 bus. they started passing her phone sign gestures and xinyu obviously dint care, being the bo chap person that she is. being annoyed, she just sat there and msged me. then the boy with the pierced lips went up to xinyu and told her "dont care about that guy, he is crazy"
the boys then called to her attention by saying "EH GIRL AH.." being the only girl and person on the upper deck, she looked up. they then started harassing her with a passport sized photograph of either one of them. (by this time, i was frantically punching her number into my house phone, eagerly wanting to make friends with the three boys) she then answered my call and she sounded tormented. she also added a quick description of how she took a picture of smth for me. haha
sometimes, i really must applaud her for being so ingenious. (: haha good bird -pats feathers
WARNING: the following content might cause you to burst into a fit of everlasting laughter because of okh xinyu's preventive measure.
she was in such a haste to get of the bus cause she dint want to turn behind and see the boys, she went off the bus WITHOUT her umbrella ! WHAHAHA and then she only realised when she got off and it started to rain. :D it was a GREEN unmbrella. and can you imagine, the boys on the bus squealing away at their triumphant find !
i can just see it,
boy one: "Oi look ! the girl that we were disturbing just now left her umbrella !"
boy two: " yeah hor ! must be she want us to chase her to give her back"
boy three: " huh? whats happening? is it raining in the bus?"
WHAHAHAHAHHA. sorry boy three, i think you were too busy hiding from the bus aunty that you dint know what was happening right, right.
oh man, i should so make friends with this kind of jokers out there. darn, im not that fortunate to meet them though
talking and reading out what i've just posted to Miss Koh Xin Yu over the line now. haha she's made MANY MANY mental notes to kick me on Monday, Oh Dear.
haha ! that reminds me, Melody aka ah xian said oh dear in a very CALM way when we were telling her something super GROSS matter. hiya, spoiler
okay, i think i've written long enough to be on par with C&K. hahaahahahaha
Good Night Y'all
strawberrify me ; 8:05 AM
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Saturday, May 06, 2006
Marciano..Ooooh la la i just returned from shopping with mum !
hahaha bought ALOT of stuff. gosh i feel so happy.
and GUESS is officially my favourite boutique. ho ho ho
spent most of the day in paragon.
feeling rather tired now and i can't wait for the results to be out ! haha
scarly the votes are like 50-50 then have a REvote. WAHHHHH
shiok.
gosh, the tension is so rising man.
politics, don't get involved.
OH yeah ! i still have yet to get any reply about the woodlands imp rapper ! haha so yeah, anyone who knows him, do inform me ! hahahaha
strawberrify me ; 3:51 AM
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Thursday, May 04, 2006
he was calling for help when the door closed on his arm..HAHA i love XINYU,GILLY and SHAR.
they are damn retarded la.oh wells
i have also fallen deeply in love with shan wee, muttons and eugene. WAHHAHAHA
ohhh man,i cant wait for the Red Hot Chilli Peppers new album stadium arcadium ! tuesday tuesday tuesday !
Storm In A Teacup was okay la last night, haha at least it managed to calm me for the prelim paper today.
or at least i thought it did /:
hiya, i realise i was damn unproductive ever since i left the mpr. haha
damn sian and i really dont wanna go school tmr but we were told to go school tmr.hahaha shes so funny
koh xinyu and i will TURN YOU INTO FROGS !! :D
-laughs at a certain podcast
oh wells, my attempt in attending a workers party failed cause there were way too many people making their way there. /:
talking about the elections, the cabby who drove me home today was like damn quiet at the first part of my trip back then suddenly he was like ''wah so handsome ah all of them put up the posters..'' then i just ''haha..''
soon after,he burst into a fit and started rambling about how bad the govt is.. blah blah blah.
then in between the ramblings, he was like ''so you must vote for the opposition..''
HAHAHA
oh wells, fun day today i guess. except for znm and that gross surprise i had after my paper one.
good bye blog,hello shan !
nights,can't wait for tmr!
strawberrify me ; 8:17 AM
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